m_findlow

Title: All the mod cons
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto, OCs
Rating: PG
Challenge: 558 - Faith at tw100
Notes: The Torchwood hub can accommodate just about anyone. A double drabble.

'We're delighted you could stop by,' Jack said, addressing the aliens. 'We don't often get visitors. Well, not the kind who aren't here to try and destroy us.' He chuckled, hoping they found it amusing.

'We would not consider our trip complete without it,' their leader replied, bowing respectfully. 'It is one of many planets that does not receive its due.'

'She's certainly one of a kind, I'll grant you that,' Jack said. 'We could suggest some unmissable sights while you're here.'

The aliens beamed. 'That is most generous. But for now, we would be pleased to take some rest and time for prayer.'

'Right this way,' Ianto said, gesturing down the corridor. Jack pulled him up by the elbow, giving Ianto a look. Ianto gave the aliens a polite nod. 'Excuse us for a moment.' He turned to Jack. 'Yes?'

'Ianto, last I checked, we didn't have a prayer room.'

'Well, not officially.'

Jack raised both eyebrows. 'And unofficially?'

'Well, it's just a room. Somewhere you can peacefully commune with god. We have loads of those.'

'What if they're the kind that need candles or some kind of animal sacrifice?'

'Let's hope they're just the regular observant type, then.'